It looks like you get a fair bit of exercise!
A man visited his doctor, and the doctor checked him over before commenting, “It looks like you get a fair bit of exercise.” The man replied, “Oh…
Honest job applicant
A guy goes into a company for a job interview. The interviewer asks him, “What would you consider to be your biggest weakness?” The guy thinks for…
Two friends are walking their dogs together
Two friends are walking their dogs together. One has a big black lab, while the other has a minuscule chihuahua. They pass a bar, and the lab…
A man died and went to Heaven.
A man died and went to Heaven. St Peter says to him : “Before you meet with God, I should tell you ,we’ve looked over your life,…
Was I getting in or out of the tub?
Three elderly brothers—96, 94, and 92—still live together in the old family house. One evening, the 96-year-old runs a bath. He puts one foot in and freezes.“Hey!”…
Examine the dead bodies
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As…
A cheerful woman walked into the pharmacy
A cheerful woman walked into the pharmacy with confidence and asked the clerk,“Hi! Do you have deodorant for… well… your bottom?” The clerk blinked.“Um… bottom deodorant?”“Yes,” the…
A bee buzzes in through the window of the car
A guy is driving when suddenly his car runs out of gas. Just then, a bee buzzes in through the window. “Hey, what’s going on?” asks the…
Video: Little Johnny failed his math test dismally
Little Johnny failed his math test dismally.His mark was so bad, that his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home…
Video: A little old lady was walking down the street
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in…
Video: A truck driver decides to pull over to get some sleep
After driving for about sixteen hours, a truck driver decides to pull over and get some sleep. Just as he falls asleep, he is awakened by a…
Two old buddies, Jack and Tom, are out on the golf course
Two old buddies, Jack and Tom, are out on the golf course on a sunny Saturday morning.They’ve been playing together for years — same course, same banter,…