An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii
An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and…
Video: Bob wanted to board his horse.
Bob wanted to board his horse. The first farmer he asked said he would keep it at $25 a day, plus he would keep the manure. Bob…
Two privates got into an argument.
Two privates were handed shovels and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they got into an argument about what they were burying. “This here’s…
Video: The pastor’s wife was expecting
The pastor’s wife was expecting, and one Sunday morning, he stood before the congregation with a hopeful smile. “Brothers and sisters,” he said, “as my family grows,…
A pint of Guinness.
One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were…
Story: A soldier approached a nun
Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and…
Story: 100 years old
The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied. “I’ve never done either.” “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with…
Story: Benjamin was in jail
Benjamin was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died and left…
Story: A married couple were asleep
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,…
Story: A dentist told a mother
A dentist told a mother, “I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.” The mother exclaimed, “A $100! You…
Story: For Men Only
A female alcoholic walks into a bar that has a sign marked: “For Men Only.” “I’m sorry, ma’am,” says the bartender. “We only serve men in this…
Story: A police officer was investigating a collision
A police officer was investigating a collision on a narrow, two-lane road where the drivers had nearly crashed head-on. One of the drivers, an elderly woman, kept…