TXT: After 25 years of marriage
After 25 years of marriage, Jake left his wife, Edith, for a much younger secretary. His new flame insisted they live in Jake and Edith’s luxurious multi-million-dollar…
TXT: The Polite Parrot
A woman walked into a pet shop and saw a beautiful parrot sitting in a cage near the counter. “How much is that parrot?” she asked. The…
TXT: The job interview
A man walked into a job interview feeling completely confident. He had printed his resume on expensive paper, worn his best suit, and practiced answers in the…
TXT: The Three-Word Reply
A husband texted his wife at 6:30 p.m. “Hey, I’m going to be home late.” He expected the usual response. “Okay.” Or maybe, “Dinner is in the…
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The…
A one night stand
A lovely lady came up to me at the mall and said “Please, I am looking for a one night stand.” I had the shop shut up…
Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend
Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after their honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing gear while his wife stood nearby, watching him. After a…
On trial for the murder
Mona Reston was on trial for the murder of her third husband. The district attorney asked her, “What happened to your first husband?” “He died of mushroom…
TXT: An 85-year-old couple at the Pearly Gates
An 85-year-old couple, married for almost 60 years, tragically passed away in a car accident and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Thanks to the wife’s obsession with…
TXT: Before Paddy went off to war
Before Paddy went off to war, he decided he had to make sure his marriage stayed safe while he was away. So, being a very “careful” husband,…
TXT: The Wine Expert
A man went on a first date with a woman he really wanted to impress. She was elegant, intelligent, and clearly knew a lot about food and…
TXT: The Invisible Man
A man walked into a doctor’s office and said to the receptionist, “I need to see the doctor immediately.” “What seems to be the problem?” she asked….