TXT: A very attractive blonde woman

A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama walked into a busy casino and headed straight for the dice table. The dealers looked up as she placed…

TXT: Make arrangements

A boss says to his secretary, “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements.” The secretary makes call to her husband, “my boss and i…

TXT: A man was relaxing on the couch

One evening, a man was relaxing on the couch with his wife, watching television and enjoying a bowl of peanuts. To entertain himself, he started tossing peanuts…

TXT: Mike saw his friend Paddy

Mike saw his friend Paddy sitting alone at the bar, looking miserable. “Hey buddy,” Mike said, taking the seat beside him. “What’s wrong with you?” Paddy sighed…

TXT: A woman awakes during the night

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for…

TXT: Doris went to the DMV

An 85-year-old woman named Doris went to the DMV to renew her driver’s license.The clerk looked at her paperwork and said, “Ma’am, I see here that you…

TXT: Paddy wants to sell his car

Paddy had been thinking about selling his old car for weeks. It still ran well enough, but it had seen better days, and the mileage on the…

TXT: After a night of drinking

After a long night of drinking, two very drunk men decided they weren’t quite ready to go home yet. As they staggered down the street, one of…

TXT: Mona Reston was sitting in court

Mona Reston was sitting in court, on trial for the murder of her third husband. The courtroom was packed. Everyone in town had heard the rumors about…

TXT: Three elderly gentlemen

Three elderly gentlemen went to the doctor for their regular check-up. After examining them, the doctor decided to give them a simple memory test. He turned to…

TXT: An old man notices that his wife is having trouble hearing.

An old man began to notice that his wife seemed to be having trouble hearing. Whenever he spoke to her from another room, she didn’t answer. When…

TXT: Four strangers in the same compartment of a European train

Four strangers found themselves traveling together in the same compartment of a European train: two men and two women, all facing one another. One woman was a…