Golfing day
A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing one day. As they approached the first tee, the Swede’s wife stepped up to take her…
What man here will buy a lady a drink?
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London.She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to…
Video: Breakfast and… Dinner
On a crowded bus, a college girl kept holding tightly onto a banana in her back pocket, afraid it might get squashed in the crowd—after all, it…
An elderly woman walked into a bank one afternoon
An elderly woman walked into a bank one afternoon and asked to withdraw ten dollars. The teller, a bit annoyed, replied:“Ma’am, for withdrawals under a hundred dollars,…
Video: You Are A Nun
A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that…
Everything Was Going According to Plan… Until She Turned on the Light
A wife was convinced her husband was cheating with their maid. So one night, she “sends the maid away early”… but says nothing to her husband. That…
Video: Teacher Bends Over
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th-grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the…
A married man was visiting his girlfriend
A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please sh*ve it off, I want to see…
Grandma Joins the Line… And Things Get Awkward Fast
One day, the police raided a whole group of pr*st!tut*s at a s*x party in a hotel and Lulu was among them: The police took them outside…
Video: Little Billy’s Innocent Logic… and the Hilarious Misunderstanding
Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster d*ad in the front yard. R*g*r m*rt*s had set in and it was flat on…
Story: A husband & wife visited a farm
A husband & wife visited a farm. They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does a…
Story: Promise me you won’t get married again
A newly married couple is in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond….