TXT: A boy comes back from school
A boy came home from school looking miserable. He dropped his backpack by the door and sat at the kitchen table with a long face. His mother…
TXT: A blonde walks into a bank
A blonde walked into a bank in New York City and asked to speak with the loan officer. When she sat down, she explained, “I’m going to…
TXT: A fourth-grade teacher
A fourth-grade teacher decided to give her students a short lesson in logic. She stood at the front of the classroom and said, “Children, listen carefully and…
Video: Why don’t you bury her here in the Holy Land?
My nagging wife died suddenly on a trip to Jerusalem. Funeral director, “Sir, it would cost about $45,000 if we send her home back to the states…
TXT: With a seductive voice…
One evening, a wife walked into the living room with a mysterious smile on her face. In a soft, seductive voice, she asked her husband, “Honey, have…
TXT: Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older!
Two old friends, Walt and Ray, were sitting on a bench in the park one sunny afternoon, watching people walk by and talking about life. After a…
TXT: Yoga school
One afternoon, a man walked into a yoga school looking nervous but determined. At the front desk, he said, “Hi, I’m an alcoholic. I read in a…
Video: One major issue
A happily married couple had only one major issue in their relationship: the husband’s morning routine of farting like a foghorn. Every day, his wife would wake…
TXT: Betty, a quirky woman named Betty
A quirky woman named Betty walked into a local bank carrying a huge bag of cash. She approached the receptionist and said, “I’d like to meet the…
TXT: Three women were sitting together
Three women were sitting together over coffee, chatting and laughing about married life. After a while, the conversation turned to romance, and the first woman smiled proudly….
TXT: My 7 year old son
My seven-year-old son came home from school today looking very pleased with himself. He dropped his backpack by the door, walked straight into the living room, and…
TXT: Wife sent text to husband
One evening, a wife realized she was going to be home much later than expected. She picked up her phone and sent her husband a message. “Hi…