Video: 44 years of marriage

After being married for 44 years, a man took a careful look at his wife one day and said, “Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap…

Video: Two buckets of fish

A man with two buckets of fish was just leaving a lake, was stopped by a game warden who was checking the area for people fishing without…

Video: Take Note This Christmas

Please be advised that all members planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are…

TXT: 3 thieves rob a bank

Three thieves robbed a bank and ran as fast as they could, with the police close behind them. Trying to escape, they rushed into a farm and…

Video: Memory Problems

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was…

Video: I Would Like To Withdraw £10!

An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and…

Video: The dream

An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’ And…

Video: Yoga school

The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I think…

Video: Three female fugitives

One night there were three female fugitives escaping from jail. One was blonde, one was brunette and the other was a redhead. They had the police hot…

Video: What Got Him?

Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well, that…

Video: Dr. Stein

It’s 10pm when the phone rings in Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope it’s not another emergency.”…

TXT: A dentist …

A mother took her young son to the dentist because he had a loose tooth that needed to be pulled. The boy was nervous from the moment…