Video: The mother was crushed

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. Son: “Mommy, may I ask…

Video: Little Johnny learns to count…

One morning, the teacher decided to test Little Johnny’s knowledge of numbers. “Johnny,” she said, “do you know your numbers?” Little Johnny sat up proudly. “Yes, ma’am….

Video: 44 years of marriage

After being married for 44 years, a man took a careful look at his wife one day and said, “Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap…

Video: Two buckets of fish

A man with two buckets of fish was just leaving a lake, was stopped by a game warden who was checking the area for people fishing without…

Video: Take Note This Christmas

Please be advised that all members planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are…

TXT: 3 thieves rob a bank

Three thieves robbed a bank and ran as fast as they could, with the police close behind them. Trying to escape, they rushed into a farm and…

Video: Memory Problems

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was…

Video: I Would Like To Withdraw £10!

An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and…

Video: The dream

An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’ And…

Video: Yoga school

The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I think…

Video: Three female fugitives

One night there were three female fugitives escaping from jail. One was blonde, one was brunette and the other was a redhead. They had the police hot…

Video: What Got Him?

Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well, that…