TXT: A new priest has a hard time getting used to the secret code
If you are into good jokes, this one will definitely make your day. It is difficult when you find yourself in a new community and you don’t…
TXT: Funny – A woman arrived at a party
A woman arrived at an elegant party, dressed to impress and feeling completely confident. The room was full of people laughing, drinking, and making small talk, but…
TXT: My job’s demanding. I’ll land when I land—no questions.
A commercial airline pilot finally married his longtime girlfriend, a smart, confident air traffic controller who was famous for staying calm under pressure. After the wedding, they…
TXT: She threw a towel around her head and…
After putting her grandchildren to bed one evening, a grandmother finally had a few quiet minutes to herself. She changed out of her nice clothes and put…
TXT: An elderly Texan went to Chicago
An elderly Texan arrived in Chicago and decided it was time to buy himself a proper “city” outfit. So he walked into Marshall Field’s, where a sweet…
TXT: A stranger drove his car into a ditch
A stranger was driving through a quiet, deserted country road when he suddenly lost control of his car and slid straight into a ditch. There were no…
TXT: Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work
Joe had asked his friend Bob to come over after work and help him repair the deck behind the house. So, as soon as they finished work,…
TXT: A blind man went to a restaurant
A blind man walked into a small restaurant one evening and sat down at a table near the window. The owner came over politely and asked, “Menu,…
TXT: Sue phones her husband at work
Sue called her husband Dan at work one afternoon, just as he was rushing between meetings. “Dan,” she said calmly, “do you have time for a quick…
TXT: My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago
A police officer was parked by the side of the road one afternoon when he saw a biker fly past him well over the speed limit. The…
TXT: The little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from…
TXT: A terribly overweight blonde woman
A terribly overweight blonde woman went to see her doctor because she was worried about her weight. She sat down in his office and said, “Doctor, I…