Jay calls up the doc at 2 AM
Jay calls up the doc at 2 AM. “Doc, my wife is having severe abdominal pain. I think it’s her appendix.” “What nonsense!” says the doc sleepily….
Two babies were sitting in their cribs
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other: “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied…
Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands…
Riddle: A man takes the elevator
A man lives on the 10th floor. Every day he takes the elevator down to the first floor to go to work. When he comes back from…
No price tag!
A man walks into a store and notices that nothing has a price tag. He points to a washer and dryer set and asks, “How much for…
My boss thinks I’m stupid
My boss thinks I’m stupid. Yesterday, he sent me to buy 2 kg of sugar, but I could only find 1-kg bags, so I didn’t buy any….
An eye test
A Polish guy goes in for an eye test. The optician shows him the test card with: CZKWJ XNYSACZ Then asks, “Can you read that?” The Pole…
Video: Little girl’s first day at a new school
It was this little girl’s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was. She replied, “Happy Butt.” The teacher said,…
Video: Doc, you gotta check my leg
A man went to the doctor. He said, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!”…
A man went to the doctor and complained
A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation. The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription for some…
Video: A blonde decides to become a rocket scientist
A blonde decides she’s tired of people assuming she’s not smart, so she vows to prove everyone wrong by getting a prestigious job. After some soul-searching, she…
A blonde decides to become a rocket scientist
A blonde decides she’s tired of people assuming she’s not smart, so she vows to prove everyone wrong by getting a prestigious job. After some soul-searching, she…