The new rooster
The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the…
Four friends
Four friends who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years reunite at a party. After several drinks one of the men had to use the restroom those…
Video: A grandfather
A grandfather is hanging out with his grandson. He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, please fetch me the cup of medicine and the cup of soda…
TXT: Bad news for you
A secretary knocked gently on her boss’s office door and stepped inside, holding a folder against her chest. Her boss looked up from his desk and immediately…
Video: A donkey and a horse
A donkey is having a drink in a pub when he spots a horse at the bar so goes over for a chat. “What do you do…
TXT: Call of Duty
A kid is in his room, headphones on, controller in hand, completely locked into a video game. His mother opens the door and says, “Honey, pause your…
Video: No, I Do Not!
A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning. He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor. It reads, “Do you have any…
TXT: Think twice
One morning, a hungry fox sneaked quietly into a farmyard. He looked around carefully, spotted the farmer’s prize rooster, and grabbed him before anyone could react. But…
Video: The mother was crushed
A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. Son: “Mommy, may I ask…
Video: Little Johnny learns to count…
One morning, the teacher decided to test Little Johnny’s knowledge of numbers. “Johnny,” she said, “do you know your numbers?” Little Johnny sat up proudly. “Yes, ma’am….
Video: 44 years of marriage
After being married for 44 years, a man took a careful look at his wife one day and said, “Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap…
Video: Two buckets of fish
A man with two buckets of fish was just leaving a lake, was stopped by a game warden who was checking the area for people fishing without…