Video: She sees four legs under the blanket

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her…

Video: WARM

John was talking to his fiance Rebecca. He said: “Be honest now, baby, How am I as a lover?” To which she replied: “Honey I would definitely…

Video: A fisherman

A fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach. One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand…

Video: A little girl …

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. At one point in the discussion, the teacher remarked that it was physically impossible for a whale…

TXT: Describe me

After being married for thirty years, a wife was sitting with her husband one evening when she suddenly became sentimental. She looked at him and said, “After…

TXT: 51 days

A group of girls walked into a bar one evening, laughing loudly and looking very proud of themselves. They found a table near the counter, and one…

TXT: I cheated on you

As he lay on his deathbed, the man looked weakly toward his wife, who was sitting quietly beside him. The room was silent except for the ticking…

TXT: The Boss’s Idea

Jim calls in to work early one morning, sounding absolutely miserable. “Hey, boss,” he says weakly, “I not come work today. I really sick. I got headache,…

TXT: Annual Physical …

An elderly man named Bill went into his doctor’s office for his annual physical. He felt confident as he sat in the waiting room. In fact, he…

TXT: He picked up the phone

One morning, at exactly 3:00 a.m., the phone rang in Jeff’s house. The whole house was silent, so the ringing sounded even louder than usual. Jeff opened…

The new rooster

The stud rooster at a poultry farm is getting old, so the farmer buys a new one. Once he’s arrived, the new rooster walks up to the…

Four friends

Four friends who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years reunite at a party. After several drinks one of the men had to use the restroom those…