TXT: An 85-year-old couple at the Pearly Gates
An 85-year-old couple, married for almost 60 years, tragically passed away in a car accident and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Thanks to the wife’s obsession with…
TXT: Before Paddy went off to war
Before Paddy went off to war, he decided he had to make sure his marriage stayed safe while he was away. So, being a very “careful” husband,…
TXT: The Wine Expert
A man went on a first date with a woman he really wanted to impress. She was elegant, intelligent, and clearly knew a lot about food and…
TXT: The Invisible Man
A man walked into a doctor’s office and said to the receptionist, “I need to see the doctor immediately.” “What seems to be the problem?” she asked….
TXT: A police officer was patrolling the highway
A police officer was patrolling the highway when he noticed a small car moving extremely slowly in the right lane. It was going twenty miles per hour…
TXT: A man walked into a very fancy restaurant
A man walked into a very fancy restaurant downtown, the kind of place where the napkins looked more expensive than his entire outfit. The waiter approached him…
TXT: What did you bring?
Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…
TXT: Indian warrior decided to change his name
Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages). He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at…
TXT: A man who drank alot
A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he went…
TXT: CONFESSION TIME
So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son,…
Video:A young Chinese couple gets married.
A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a vrgn. Truth be told, he is vrgn too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cwers…
Video: A man walked into the ladies department.
A man walked into the ladies department. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a br* for my…