TXT: What did you bring?
Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…
TXT: Indian warrior decided to change his name
Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages). He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at…
TXT: A man who drank alot
A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he went…
TXT: CONFESSION TIME
So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son,…
Video:A young Chinese couple gets married.
A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a vrgn. Truth be told, he is vrgn too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cwers…
Video: A man walked into the ladies department.
A man walked into the ladies department. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a br* for my…
Video: One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the…
TXT: This is my Love Dress
A mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couple’s house unexpectedly. She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing without clothes by the…
TXT: A tough-guy husband marries a stunning woman
A tough-guy husband marries a stunning, laid-back woman. On their wedding night, he lays out his rules: “I’ll come and go as I please. I’ll stay out…
Grandpa Took the Road Signs Very Seriously
One day a state trooper while patrolling the roads spied a vehicle on a country road at twenty-two miles an hour. It looked quite suspicious to him…
Social Security
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify…
A spectacular diamond ring
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. “Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks. “Well, she replies, “My boss and I…