TXT: The Million-Dollar Ringtone

A ringing phone left unattended on a crowded country club counter is a dangerous thing, but nobody expected it to spark a massive, high-end spending spree. A…

Video: At an international gynecologist’s convention…

At an international gynecologist’s convention… Two American Doctors and a European Doctor were having drinks and talking about work. After a few too many they started telling…

TXT: A Holy Test of Fairway Faith

A man slipped into the confession booth, cleared his throat nervously, and whispered, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I let the ‘F-word’ fly this past…

Video: The Magic Hat & The Texas Toilet

Round 1: The Automatic SaluteA man was sunbathing on a crowded beach completely stark naked, except for a sports cap strategically placed over his crotch. An elegant…

TXT: The Price of a Winning Vote

After nearly fifty years of seemingly flawless marriage, Henry decided it was finally time to clear the air of any lingering secrets before their big golden anniversary….

Video: A Mother’s Ultimate Relief

When a parent hears highly suggestive, rhythmic groaning coming from their teenager’s bedroom, it usually sparks an immediate wave of panic. The afternoon had started innocently enough….

TXT: When a wife suddenly displays an overwhelming

When a wife suddenly displays an overwhelming, deeply suspicious level of medical concern for her husband first thing in the morning, a smart man should immediately smell…

Video: The Sweet Taste of Retribution

It was a quiet evening in the neighborhood when a textbook purse-snatching turned into an absolute biological hazard. An elderly woman was slowly walking her dog when…

TXT: A Breathtaking Sticker Shock

Walking into an ultra-exclusive jewelry store requires a certain level of poise, elegance, and—most importantly—absolute muscle control. A well-dressed lady was browsing the glittering displays of a…

Video: Breakfast Buffet Breakdown

The sheer desperation in Jessica’s voice was palpable when she dialed her boyfriend’s number early on a Saturday morning. “You have to come over right now,” she…

TXT: The Cost of Free Entertainment

The local teenagers thought they had found the easiest target in the neighborhood—an eight-year-old so seemingly dim-witted that he couldn’t even grasp the absolute basics of pocket…

Video: She sees four legs under the blanket

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her…