Video: A man brings some flowers home to his wife
A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs…
Two women were comparing notes
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. “I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist that…
Video: Sunday School Teacher
“Now Little Johnny, I want you to memorize today’s motto, ‘It is more blessed to give than to receive.” Little Johnny: “Yes mam, but I know it…
The occupation of your father
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little…
Video: At dawn the telephone rings.
At dawn the telephone rings. “Hello, Senor? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house.” “Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there…
In the back woods of Tennessee
In the back woods of Tennessee, a redneck’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in…
Video: A man lost both his ears
A man lost both his ears in a very serious automobile accident but as a result received a large insurance settlement. After some period of time he…
A blonde goes to a auto parts store
A blonde goes to a auto parts store and asks for a Seven Ten cap. Everybody look at each other and ask, “What’s a seven ten cap?”…
Video: Joe and Bob try a Thai Restaurant.
Joe and Bob, along with some friends, agreed to try a Thai Restaurant. While looking at the menu, Bob noticed Joe looking at the vegetarian section of…
A kleptomaniac woman
A kleptomaniac woman had been caught shoplifting in a supermarket and had to appear in court, taking along her long-suffering husband for marital support. The prosecution proved…
Video: Frank was barely sitting down
Frank was barely sitting down when he heard a voice from the other stall saying, “Hi, how are you doing?” He’s not the type to start a…
Video: The Blonde Education Department.
The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where…