Video: Memory Problems

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was…

Video: I Would Like To Withdraw £10!

An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and…

Video: The dream

An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’ And…

Video: Yoga school

The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I think…

Video: Three female fugitives

One night there were three female fugitives escaping from jail. One was blonde, one was brunette and the other was a redhead. They had the police hot…

Video: What Got Him?

Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well, that…

Video: Dr. Stein

It’s 10pm when the phone rings in Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope it’s not another emergency.”…

TXT: A dentist …

A mother took her young son to the dentist because he had a loose tooth that needed to be pulled. The boy was nervous from the moment…

Video: Refrigerator

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband … he thinks he’s a refrigerator!” “I Wouldn’t worry too…

TXT: My friend, Dave

A man had been sitting at the bar for hours, drinking one beer after another and getting louder with every round. At some point, he casually mentioned…

TXT: A man walked into a bar one afternoon

A man walked into a bar one afternoon, sat down, and ordered a drink. After a few minutes, he looked at the bartender and said, “I’ll bet…

TXT: A duck walks into a pub

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says… “Hang on! You’re a…