TXT: A woman asks her husband at breakfast time
One morning at breakfast, a wife smiled at her husband and asked, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, toast, grapefruit juice, and coffee?” Her husband shook…
Video: A mother-in-law wanted to test her three sons-in-law
A mother-in-law wanted to test her three sons-in-law to see how kind-hearted they were. She devised a simple plan. First, she went for a walk by the…
Video: A man at the dentist
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “That new upper plate I put in…
TXT: There was once a sheep farmer who needed help
There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with…
TXT: A flight crew was coming in to land
A flight crew was coming in to land at an unfamiliar airport. As they lined up on final approach, the pilot squinted out the window. Pilot: “Does…
TXT: Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses.
One day, Pablo and Paco were riding their horses across the desert under the hot sun. For a while, everything was quiet except for the sound of…
TXT: A man and a woman were stuck in a tiny sleeping cabin
A man and a woman, both married but complete strangers, found themselves assigned to the same tiny sleeping cabin on a long overnight train. At first, things…
A blonde was hard up for money
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he would…
TXT: Tom Reynolds boarded his flight to Chicago
Tom Reynolds boarded his flight to Chicago and made his way to the aisle seat he had reserved. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting…
Three nurses
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what…
A new priest at his very first Mass
A new priest at his very first Mass was so nervous he could hardly speak and delivered an awful sermon. 😰 Afterward, he asked the monsignor for…
A police officer
A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders along a well-traveled stretch of highway. The location, at a bend in the road, allowed…