Social Security
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify…
A spectacular diamond ring
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. “Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks. “Well, she replies, “My boss and I…
Oh, Emily!
One night, a husband murmured in his sleep, “Oh, Emily, you’re the one that got away.” The wife, wide awake beside him, bolted up and exclaimed, “Emily?…
A blonde is on vacation and runs out of money…
A blonde is on vacation and runs out of money. She wants to write an e-mail to her mother so that her mother can send her some….
Video: One Day At A Bus Stop There Was A Girl Who Was Wearing A Skin-Tight Miniskirt.
One day at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin-tight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get…
A blonde phones her boyfriend
A blonde phones her boyfriend and says, “Please come over and help me. I’ve got this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get…
Video: An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They we’re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to walk…
A wife is running in the park
A wife is running in the park And takes a break to stretch near two men. As she’s stretching, a beautiful woman passes all three of them,…
A man sat on a towel on a beach
A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 said “U…
A boss arrives at the office in the morning
A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him: Boss, this morning…
Video: Celebrating love
A young couple had just gotten married, and they spent their wedding night doing what most newlyweds do—celebrating their love… again and again… all night long. The…
Video: Husband ask wife
A newly married couple is lying in bed and the husband curiously asks his wife how many men she has been with. Despite his question, the woman…