TXT: Promise you’ll send a postcard!
Three sisters were all getting married within just a few weeks of each other, and their mother was excited, nervous, and far too curious for her own…
TXT: Chester and Earl are going hunting
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, I’ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If…
TXT: The doctor handed the old man a jar
The doctor handed the old man a small plastic jar and said, “Take this home, collect a sample, and bring it back tomorrow morning.” The old man…
TXT: At a winery
At a famous winery, the regular wine taster suddenly passed away, so the director began searching for someone skilled enough to replace him. One afternoon, a messy-looking…
TXT: Two men were having a slow round of golf
Two men were stuck in the slowest round of golf of their lives. Ahead of them were two women who seemed determined to explore every possible part…
TXT: Breakfast time
One morning at breakfast, a woman looked at her husband and asked, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, maybe a slice of toast, grapefruit juice, and…
TXT: A new priest has a hard time getting used to the secret code
If you are into good jokes, this one will definitely make your day. It is difficult when you find yourself in a new community and you don’t…
TXT: Funny – A woman arrived at a party
A woman arrived at an elegant party, dressed to impress and feeling completely confident. The room was full of people laughing, drinking, and making small talk, but…
TXT: My job’s demanding. I’ll land when I land—no questions.
A commercial airline pilot finally married his longtime girlfriend, a smart, confident air traffic controller who was famous for staying calm under pressure. After the wedding, they…
TXT: She threw a towel around her head and…
After putting her grandchildren to bed one evening, a grandmother finally had a few quiet minutes to herself. She changed out of her nice clothes and put…
TXT: An elderly Texan went to Chicago
An elderly Texan arrived in Chicago and decided it was time to buy himself a proper “city” outfit. So he walked into Marshall Field’s, where a sweet…
TXT: A stranger drove his car into a ditch
A stranger was driving through a quiet, deserted country road when he suddenly lost control of his car and slid straight into a ditch. There were no…