What’s WRONG with me?

A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: ‘Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke…

Eggs in marriage

Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” — equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from…

A nun wakes up …

A nun wakes up one morning and decides to go for a walk. She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes.  As she’s walking down…

Three men

Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The…

Grocery shopping

A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think you’re…

Two priests

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says…

They swore never seen woman again

These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided…

Huge hangover

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all….

Womans Medical Exam

A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for…

Guess who?

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing ”Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes…

An Irish daughter

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.  ‘Where have ye been all this time, child?…

That nice George Johnson

Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last…