MORNING CHUCKLE…
MORNING CHUCKLE… They weren’t in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I had to leave them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband…
Elephant Womb…
Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, “I think it’s…
Two Blondes were out hunting.
Two Blondes were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first blonde says to the other, “If you get…
A blonde came running up to her husband
A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn’t know why she was…
The worried housewife sprang to the telephone
A worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, darling?” she said….
A chicken farmer walked into a local bar
A chicken farmer walked into a local bar, sat down next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How…
The Poor Tailor
Harry was a poor tailor whose shop was next door a 2 Star Restaurant. Every day for lunch, Harry would eat his black bread and herring in…
A depressed man walks into a bar and sits down.
A depressed man walks into a bar and sits down. He looks at the bartender and says, “Give me six double brandies.” The bartender raises an eyebrow….
A big, burly man knocked on the door
A big, burly man knocked on the door of the pastor’s house one day and asked to see the minister’s wife, a woman known for her charity…
Old rooster vs Young rooster
Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken. The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and…
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, “Holy…
There was once a sheep farmer who needed help
There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with…