Crazy thing happened today
Crazy thing happened today. I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy booze? He said no he hadn’t…
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked
A Beggar: I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of…
An Irish builder employed a young apprentice
An Irish builder employed a young apprentice His first job was to nail weatherboards onto a shed The builder showed him how to align, support and nail…
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost.
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a…
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk .When the milkman read…
One would dig a hole
The City Council Workers Were A Bit… Odd. One would dig a hole — he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill…
Little Johnny was playing in his room
Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked a…
A bear is chasing a squirrel in the woods.
A bear is chasing a squirrel in the woods. They cross a river when, all of a sudden, the river genie appears. Genie: “Well, alright Two customers…
A pirate walked into a bar
A pirate walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. The bartender asked, “Gee you look awful, are you feeling okay?” “I feel fine, why…
A traveler was walking along the side of the road
A traveler was walking along the side of the road hitchhiking on a dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars…
All tests came back looking good
Old Preacher Man Goes To See The Doctor All tests came back looking good, and the doctor sits down to discuss the results with him. “Well, Eric,…
Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole
Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole in the ground So large that they can’t see the bottom of…