A man calls home from the office and excitedly tells his wife, “Something big just came up! I have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to go on a week-long…

Little Johnny and Susie, both five years old, were playing house when they decided it was time to get married. Determined to make it official, Little Johnny…

A police officer pulled over a car for speeding and approached the driver’s side window. Officer: “Sir, may I see your driver’s license?” Driver: “I don’t have…

An elderly priest had grown tired of hearing the same sin in confession—adultery. Every week, it was the same thing. One Sunday, during his sermon, he sighed…

In the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school, the children lined up for lunch. At the front of the line sat a large tray of apples. A…

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and a bunch of lab tests, he looked at me and said, “You’re doing fairly well…

One day, a little boy named Sam was playing in the backyard when, during an intense pretend battle, he accidentally knocked over the outhouse. Panicked, he ran…

A man shared on social media how he was treated by his wife after returning home from a heavy drinking session. “I woke up with a severe…

A man’s wife sends him to the store to buy cigarettes, but when he gets there, it’s closed. On the way home, he stops at a bar…

Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea,” says the…

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