TXT: A married Irishman went into the confessional
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said, “Father, I need to confess. I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest leaned closer. “What…
TXT: A little boy asked
One afternoon, a little boy was sitting with his father in the living room, looking unusually serious. After a few minutes of thinking, he finally asked, “Dad,…
TXT: Margaret is pulled over for speeding
A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding. She rolled down her window and gave the young officer a sweet smile. “Ma’am, do…
TXT: An elderly couple was just settled down for bed
An elderly couple had just settled into bed for the night when the old man suddenly sat up. “Oh no,” he whispered. “I forgot to turn off…
TXT: The Joy of Aging: Embracing Life’s Simple Pleasures
Have you ever experienced that overwhelming sense of relief when you wake up in the morning? It might sound strange, but for some of us who are…
TXT: Use the word “fascinate”
The teacher stood in front of the class and said, “Today, I want each of you to use the word fascinate in a sentence.” Molly raised her…
TXT: There’s something I have to know.
If you do something bad to really help someone, is the action really that bad? I’d say “sometimes yes, sometimes no” – in this case I’ll let…
TXT: A young couple had just gotten married
A young couple had just gotten married, and after a beautiful wedding, they finally arrived at their hotel suite for the night. They were happy, excited, and…
TXT: Three guys are having a few beers
Three guys were sitting at a bar after work, having a few beers and complaining the way guys sometimes do when they’ve had just enough alcohol to…
TXT: Promise you’ll send a postcard!
Three sisters were all getting married within just a few weeks of each other, and their mother was excited, nervous, and far too curious for her own…
TXT: Chester and Earl are going hunting
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, I’ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If…
TXT: The doctor handed the old man a jar
The doctor handed the old man a small plastic jar and said, “Take this home, collect a sample, and bring it back tomorrow morning.” The old man…