After a night of drinking

After a night of drinking two men decided to stop at the local brothel on the way home… After giving them a look over the madam pulls…

Video: Wife finds a note

One morning, a wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge. My dear wife,I’m sure you’ll understand that as much as I love and appreciate…

Video: Two priests

Two priests decided they needed a break, so they booked a vacation to sunny Hawaii. Wanting to fully relax and go incognito, they made a pact: no…

TXT: Scotch with two drops of water

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…

TXT: A man and a blonde meet in an elevator

A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you…

TXT: A farmer has been farting a lot

A farmer has been farting a lot. He’s been to several doctors, but none of them know what’s wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the local priest….

The First Lesson

The first of September, first lesson. Teacher: “Please sit quietly, if you want to ask something – raise your hand.” Little Johnny immediately raises his hand. “You…

TXT: Ten children together

A woman married a kind, hardworking man when she was very young. They had ten children together and, for a while, life was noisy, busy, and full…

In Nigeria, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly.

In Nigeria, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly. She was d*ing. The Nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and trying to make her…

Little Johnny was visiting a friend

Little Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter. He and his friend went outside to play in the snow. After about…

Video: The Sermon Helped Him Remember Everything

James showed up at Mass one Sunday, and the priest nearly fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life except for…

TXT: A blonde girl got her first period

A blonde girl got her first period and, not really knowing what to do, decided to go to the drugstore and buy some pads. She walked into…