A man was seen fleeing down
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse…
What’s the first thing …
Johnny,” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a shit, sir,” says Johnny. “Oh,” says the teacher, “and what…
No worry
A wife is having sex with her husband’s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. “Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes… bye.” Her…
An undressed woman …
An undressed woman is bouncing on her bed singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You look…
Bad News
The pastor stood before the congregation and said; “I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.” The congregation got quiet. “The…
A priest was talking …
A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, “Where do you…
The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy…
A pregnant woman …
A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist. A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, “Well, whenever I take…
Enough blonde jokes!
A ventriloquist at a comedy show is telling blonde jokes… Suddenly, a blonde woman in the crowd stands up. “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes!…
Two blondes are in heaven…
One asks the other, “How did you die? “ “I froze to death, ” says the second. “That’s awful, “says the first blonde. How does it feel…
Experimental Pill
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s…
Four Catholic ladies
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks…