A third grade teacher asked her students
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went first,…
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff.
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out…
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances…
“I have an interesting case here”
A police officer called the station on his radio. “I have an interesting case here … And old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor…
I have a tattoo
There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering sexist remarks as to…
50 cents a word
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the…
A road supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring…
A lie detector robot
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: “Where were…
Man Orders A Hot Chili
The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you got the last bowl.” The man looks over and sees that the other man has finished…
A Young Man With A Stutter Sells Bibles
He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only…
67 Year Old Lady Gets Visited By A Jehova’s Witness
An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see a…
Three wishes
A newly divorced woman is strolling along the beach, disappointed about how horribly the divorce settlement turned out for her. As she’s walking, she spots an old…