TXT: The job interview

A man walked into a job interview feeling completely confident. He had printed his resume on expensive paper, worn his best suit, and practiced answers in the…

TXT: The Three-Word Reply

A husband texted his wife at 6:30 p.m. “Hey, I’m going to be home late.” He expected the usual response. “Okay.” Or maybe, “Dinner is in the…

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The…

A one night stand

A lovely lady came up to me at the mall and said “Please, I am looking for a one night stand.” I had the shop shut up…

Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend

Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after their honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing gear while his wife stood nearby, watching him. After a…

On trial for the murder

Mona Reston was on trial for the murder of her third husband. The district attorney asked her, “What happened to your first husband?” “He died of mushroom…

TXT: An 85-year-old couple at the Pearly Gates

An 85-year-old couple, married for almost 60 years, tragically passed away in a car accident and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Thanks to the wife’s obsession with…

TXT: Before Paddy went off to war

Before Paddy went off to war, he decided he had to make sure his marriage stayed safe while he was away. So, being a very “careful” husband,…

TXT: The Wine Expert

A man went on a first date with a woman he really wanted to impress. She was elegant, intelligent, and clearly knew a lot about food and…

TXT: The Invisible Man

A man walked into a doctor’s office and said to the receptionist, “I need to see the doctor immediately.” “What seems to be the problem?” she asked….

TXT: A police officer was patrolling the highway

A police officer was patrolling the highway when he noticed a small car moving extremely slowly in the right lane. It was going twenty miles per hour…

TXT: A man walked into a very fancy restaurant

A man walked into a very fancy restaurant downtown, the kind of place where the napkins looked more expensive than his entire outfit. The waiter approached him…