At an international gynecologist’s convention…
Two American Doctors and a European Doctor were having drinks and talking about work. After a few too many they started telling stories.
The first American decides to talk about the strangest patients he had had. “This woman’s v*lva was like an apple!” He explained.
The second American shakes his head “That’s nothing! I had a patient with a v*lva like a peach!”
The European Dr, not wanting to be outdone by his new American friends said…
“We too talk about this! I found a woman with one like a watermelon!”
The first American laughs and the second American frowns and says. “Thats impossible! How would she walk?”
The European Doctor looks puzzled before saying:
“Oh you Americans, always obsessed with size. I thought we were talking about flavor!”