A gorgeous young brunette walked into a doctor’s office looking worried and slightly embarrassed.

“Doctor,” she said, “I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but my whole body hurts. Everywhere I touch, it’s painful.”

The doctor raised an eyebrow. “Everywhere? That sounds impossible. Can you show me?”

“Of course,” she said.

She lifted her hand, pressed one finger against her left wrist, and immediately screamed.

“See?” she cried. “It hurts!”

Then she touched her elbow and screamed even louder.

The doctor leaned forward, watching carefully.

She touched her knee and gasped in pain. Then she touched her ankle and let out another scream.

“I’m telling you, doctor,” she said, almost in tears, “something is seriously wrong. My entire body is in pain!”

The doctor stayed quiet for a moment, then looked at her with a curious expression.

“You’re not really a brunette, are you?” he asked.

She blinked. “Well… no,” she admitted. “I’m actually a blonde.”

The doctor nodded slowly.

“I thought so,” he said. “Your finger is broken.”