Three triplet sisters in a Florida nursing home

Three triplet sisters in a Florida nursing home were turning 100 years old. 

The Florida Newspaper sent a photographer to take their picture. One sister was deaf, and the other two heard just fine.

When the photographer arrived, he asked them to sit on the sofa.

The deaf sister yelled, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”

One of her sisters shouted back, “WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!”

Then the cameraman said, “Now get a little closer together.”

Again, she yelled, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”

The other sister hollered, “HE SAYS WE NEED TO SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE!”

So they scooted in nice and close.

“Hold on, I just need to focus a little,” said the photographer.

Once more, she hollered, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”

Both sisters shoued, “HE SAYS HE’S GONNA FOCUS!’”

With a huge grin, the deaf triplet shouted excitedly:

“WHAT? ALL THREE OF US?!”

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