I told my husband, “The car won’t start. I think there’s water in the carburetor.”
He said, “How would you know? Do you even know what a carburetor is?”
“That doesn’t matter,” I said. “I’m sure there’s water in the carburetor.”
He sighed and said, “Fine, I’ll have a look. Where’s the car?”
“It’s in the swimming pool.”
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