A vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door. Before I could even say a word, he dumped a bucket of dog poop on my carpet and said,
“If this vacuum doesn’t remove every trace, I’ll personally eat what’s left.”
I replied,
“Well, I hope you’re hungry – they cut off my power this morning!”
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