My daughter
My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah. “Her: “Wind it forward…
Satan appeared
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away….
Funny – Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods
Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane…
A Teacher
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to…
THIS BOY JUST GOT EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL. BUT WHEN HIS DAD ASKED WHY, HE TOLD HIM THIS
I’ve translated a popular Russian joke to English, wanna hear your reaction A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see…
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells,“Look what you did…
Waitress’ Response To Customer After “Inappropriate” Order Request
Female waitresses often face challenging situations in their line of work. Despite some male waiters’ claims, women have to deal with issues they may not even consider….
Funny – 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde carefully works…
A man was away on a business trip and decided to call his wife
A man was away on a business trip and decided to call his wife to let her know he had arrived safely. A little girl picks up…
Bob goes to pick up his date
It’s 1957 and Bob goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bob what they’re…
After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church
After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not going.” “Why not?” “Well, I’ll give…
A newlywed couple returned from their honeymoon
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her…