An elderly lady stopped to drive into a parking space

Elsie, an elderly lady, stopped to drive into a parking space,
When a young man in his brand new red BMW drove around her and parked in the space that she had been waiting for.

Elsie was so angered that she approached the young fellow and enquired, through gritted teeth,
‘I was about to park there.’

The man looked at her with disdain and replied,
‘That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.’
This annoyed Elsie even more, so she got back in her car, backed it up and then she stamped on the accelerator and rammed straight into his BMW.

The young man ran back to his car and shouted in a stunned voice,
‘What did you do that for?’

Elsie smiled at him and said,
‘That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich.’

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