The well-dressed gentleman watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub

The well-dressed gentleman watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.
So he invited the old man inside for a drink.

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked,
“So how many have you caught today?”


The old man replied,
“You’re the eighth.”

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