A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring.
As the girl liked the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned. “Tell me,” she asked the elderly salesman, “is there anything special I’ll have to do to take care of this ring?
”With a fatherly smile, the salesman said, “One of the best ways to protect a wedding ring is to dip it in dishwater three times a day.”
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A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So…
So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son,…
A terribly overweight blonde woman goes to her doctor about her weight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat vegetables and…
A homeless guy is travelling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a pub called the ‘George and the Dragon’. Although it’s late and…