She Found Her Daughter Without
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter…
A Farmer Goes To The Bank
A farmer goes to the bank to ask for a loan. When the loan officer denies him credit the farmer’s dog bites the officer. Then she turns…
An Old Man Breaks Wind In Bed And Starts A Farting Contest With His Wife
They sometimes say that marriage is a game for the young, but if you ask any older couples, they will tell you that experience matters the most….
One Day He Found His Wife Naked
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires….
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion… … and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a…
Spaghetti Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that…
Three older ladies were discussing
One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I was taking…
Two little boys walk into a drugstore
One is nine years old and the other is four. The oldest boy grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register…
These two elderly ladies loved playing Softball – then one went to heaven
Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day….
While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called…
A blonde and her car
She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was…
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Mom and Dad for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets…