Three little pigs walk into a restaurant
Three little pigs walk into a restaurant They are seated at a table. After a few minutes of looking at the menu, they decided to start with…
Ted and his wife were working in their garden
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I…
I was in a London pub on a Saturday night. Had a few drinks
I was in a London pub on a Saturday night. Had a few drinks. I noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had strong…
THE BEST BUBBA JOKE
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best…
A man tries to hit on a flight attendant
A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because…
A poor man told his wife
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A…
A tough-looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop
A tough-looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge,so they stop. The leader, a big burly man,…
Mikee
Mike: Hey buddy, what’s wrong? Paddy: Just had a big fight with the wife. That woman fights for no frickin’ reason at all. Mike: Why? What happened?…
A married
A married couple was walking through a garden when suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it would bite them. The husband lifted his wife…
Funny – A couple
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said: The food looks delicious, let’s eat. Wife: Honey, you always…
Funny – A married couple
A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, “How is that even possible?” Husband replied, “Well,…
Story – A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas!. I found…