A Couple Goes In A Bar
The wife says,
“Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.”
The husband responds,
“Who is he?”
The wife answers,
“Well, five years ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him marriage.”
“Oh, my God! He’s still celebrating his freedom!” says the husband.
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