An elderly man decides to join a senior dating site.
He creates a profile and starts browsing through the available women.

He finds one who looks interesting and decides to send her a message.
The next day, he gets a response from the woman.

She says, “I’m very interested in getting to know you, but first I have to ask: do you have any hobbies?”
The man replies, “Well, I like to read, play golf, and watch TV.”

The woman responds,
“Oh, I’m sorry, but I don’t think we’re a good match. I’m looking for someone who has more energy and excitement in their life.”

The man is disappointed but decides to keep looking.
A few weeks later, he sees another woman who catches his eye. He sends her a message and the next day, he gets a response.

The woman asks him, “Do you have any hobbies?”
The man thinks for a moment and then replies,

“Well, I like to read, play golf, and watch TV. But I also like to skydive, bungee jump, and ride motorcycles.”
The woman is impressed and says,
“Wow, that sounds amazing! But can you still read, play golf, and watch TV?”