Everyone
Everyone asked a 100-year-old man for his health secrets: The old man said: I’ll tell you a secret. I’ve been married for 75 years. Promised my wife…
Story – A blondie decides to try
A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs…
A boy is visiting his
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s home for the first time. He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the cabinet,…
A Truck Driver – Funny
A TRUCK DRIVER A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner one day to grab some lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee, and a slice of…
An Irishman Walks
An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink.The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him “What brings you to Canada? “The Irishman says “Well,I…
A wealthy man walked into a bar
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to…
Jeenny’s Friend
Jenny’s friend, Debbie was complaining about a sore throat. So Jenny said.‘When I have that I always give a blow job to my husband and the next day…
A man had four sens from
A man had four sons from different mothers… *Brodwel, Kenneth, Conrad & Dominic*, Now his sons called for a meeting with their father to ask him why…
Paddy
Paddy is going through customs in Dublin airport when he’s asked to identify a bottle in his luggage. “That’s holy water I’ve brought back from Lourdes,” says…
An old
An old man crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give…
Larry
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says “Where in the hell have you been? “He replies, “I was out getting a tattoo. “A…
Visits office
As the man entered the local welfare office, heads turned, and whispers arose. The receptionist, trained to maintain professionalism, greeted him with a warm smile. Unfazed by…