A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over the policeman says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”
The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”
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Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, “I think it’s…
Two Blondes were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first blonde says to the other, “If you get…
A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn’t know why she was…
A worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, darling?” she said….
A chicken farmer walked into a local bar, sat down next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How…