A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective…The cheapest one he could find.
This is his report:
“Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel.. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see No fee, Ding Dong Lee 8:12 am.
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