An 83-year-old British gentleman arrived in Paris by
An 83-year-old British gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had…
Funny Joke – Seamus the farmer had a nagging wife
Seamus the farmer had a nagging wife. She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field plowing.One…
A former
A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back.He was…
Little Johnny
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled…
Once
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot…
Why?
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids….
Funny joke
Paddy was walking down a street when he saw his buddy Mick driving a brand-new Mercedes. Mick pulled up to him with a wide grin. “Mick, where’d…
Funny Story
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up living together. They get back to his place, and as…
A mother
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to…
A husband walks
A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price…
Funny story – Wifee
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? “HUSBAND: “Definitely not! “WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course…
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A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and…