Funny Joke
A HORNY BURGLAR !!! A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom… The husband said…
Used To Refer To – Funny
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A…
She
She Didn’t Realize Tapping Him On The Shoulder Would Make Him Do This… Wow. Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Midway airport, leaned over…
During lunch at work last week – Funny
When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded me and…
A Little
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulled up beside her. After following along…
There
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble-making truck driver steps…
A Married Couple Goes On A Date
When we are dating, we often go out on the town and do things that help to keep life interesting. Unfortunately, those days often tend to die…
Story -A Man Calls A Restaurant
Have you ever taken a challenge that seemed like it would be impossible not to win? We sometimes see these things and wonder why nobody has ever…
Superstitious Dad Nervous
Although we live in modern times, hundreds of years removed from an age where the majority of folks believed the world was run by magic, there’s still…
Story – Best Funny
A Drunk Guy Wakes Up A Couple At 3 AM…Then This Happened. A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on…
A woman got a pet parrot
A woman got a pet parrot, but she was horrified to discover that all it did was say mean things and insult her. Nothing she did could…
Little boy
Little boy sitting on his step eating candy just as fast as he could unwrap it. A man passing by saw what he was doing. He said…