A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”
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A nun wakes up one morning and decides to go for a walk. She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she’s walking down…
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The…
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think you’re…
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says…