At the doctor’s office, Tom was getting a check-up.
“I have good news and bad news,” says the doctor.
“The good news is you have 24 hours left to live.” Tom replies, “That’s the good news?!”
Then the doctor says, “The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday.”
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted…
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man knocks…
One day a 12-year-old girl was walking down the street, when a car pulled up beside her and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a…
Little Johnny and Susie were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Little Johnny said, “Wait a minute, I can tell…
A man walks into the front door of a bar, he is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with…
A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why…