Video: You need fishing licenses

Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…

Video: The flash of a traffic camera

I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I…

A little red wagon

A fireman was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off…

Video: I have some really great news!

The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy. I didn’t know why she was jumping…

I took out my wallet

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” “No,…

Video: Darling, thank you for everything you did for me

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from…

Video: An old lady went to the doctor

One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You…

Father, remember Psalm 129?

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident….

Be a good Samaritan and take him home!

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in…

Billy-Bob walks into a bar

Billy-Bob walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!” The bartender says, “Well, seems you’re in a really good mood tonight, hm?”…

Green, Pink and Yellow

Drunk guy gets pulled over. Officer starts doing sobriety tests on him. The final test the officer says “if you can pass this last test I will…

Not very good in spelling

Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard. “Now,” she asked Johnny, “what…