A lovely lady came up to me at the mall and said
“Please, I am looking for a one night stand.”
I had the shop shut up and the door locked before you could say Billybob, and we went to a bar for a couple of aperitifs, a nice restaurant, a club I know where they have a good floorshow, and then I took that lovely lady home and, being a gentleman, I will draw the veil of discretion over what followed.
As the sun peeped over the windowsill, I smiled sweetly at her sleepy face and said “So how was that?”
“Was wonderful,” she said, “but I still have no place to put bedside lamp.”
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