Video: Which one is my fiance
So David Is finally engaged and is excited to show off his new bride. “Ma”, he said to his Mother, “I’m going to bring home three girls…
I’m drawing God.
A kindergarten teacher was observing the children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to Little Johnny who…
No more headaches?
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What…
How was your exam today?
Mom: “How was your exam today?” Son: “Very easy.” Mom: “That’s wonderful! So you think you’ll get a good grade?” Son: “I’m not sure about that.” Mom:…
Diploma, give me the sugar!
Grandmother and her grandson are shopping at the Supermarket. Grandma: “Diploma, give me the sugar. Diploma, put down that packet of sweets.Cashier : “Granny, is your grandson’s…
A sentence containing the expression “I presume”
A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”. One little girl held up her hand and said, “Yesterday my mother…
Elderly couple at Pearly Gates
An eighty-five year old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car crash and went to the Pearly Gates. They had been in good health…
Video: The tenth child
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear,…
Video: Oh, you flatterer, what are you after?
Sam’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look younger. After a long session infront of the mirror applying the “miracle” products,…
Video: Ten Years Without Parole
A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead…
Video: Margaret is pulled over for speeding
A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding. She rolled down her window and gave the young officer a sweet smile. “Ma’am, do…
Video: The sound that it makes
A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes…