Funny Viral Stories

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in…

Billy-Bob walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!” The bartender says, “Well, seems you’re in a really good mood tonight, hm?”…

Drunk guy gets pulled over. Officer starts doing sobriety tests on him. The final test the officer says “if you can pass this last test I will…

Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard. “Now,” she asked Johnny, “what…

This woman wasn’t feeling well, so she went to see the family doctor. After hearing her symptoms, the doctor scheduled her for a complete physical. The next…

A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan. The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything…

One evening, a husband—feeling a little too confident for his own good—decided to tease his wife. “Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,” he…

A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, “Well, whenever I take off my clothes, my melons get hard.”…

A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing one day. As they approached the first tee, the Swede’s wife stepped up to take her…

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and…

It was 3 AM at a fancy hotel, and the poor receptionist was just about to doze off… when suddenly, an elderly lady came running toward the…