Video: Three germs

This woman wasn’t feeling well, so she went to see the family doctor. After hearing her symptoms, the doctor scheduled her for a complete physical. The next…

A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC

A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan. The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything…

Video: Slim Fast

One evening, a husband—feeling a little too confident for his own good—decided to tease his wife. “Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,” he…

A blonde pregnant woman

A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, “Well, whenever I take off my clothes, my melons get hard.”…

Video: A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman

A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing one day. As they approached the first tee, the Swede’s wife stepped up to take her…

Video: Why are you eating grass?

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and…

It was 3 AM at a fancy hotel

It was 3 AM at a fancy hotel, and the poor receptionist was just about to doze off… when suddenly, an elderly lady came running toward the…

Do you want to talk?

An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go…

Video: A little Irish math test

Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test. Here is your first question, the foreman says. “Without using…

Looking for a good lumberjack

A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at…

Video: Vicky on the line

Vicky was at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. Her six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice…

Video: The Funniest Bar Story

A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, “Bartender get me a tequila!” The bartender gets him a tequila. The old man…