When Bill turned 65, he decided it was time to retire and enjoy life
When Bill turned 65, he decided it was time to retire and enjoy life. But after just a few months of him being home all the time,…
Where is the rake?
A man was working in the garden, and his wife was about to take a shower. He realized that he couldn’t find the rake and yelled up…
Skyliner, this flight must be pretty dull!
A Skyliner 900 is cruising across the Atlantic at 800 km/h, flying at 30,000 feet. Suddenly, a sleek fighter jet, the Falcon X-2, appears. The pilot of…
Out to eat at Applebee’s
Took the family out to eat at Applebee’s. The parking lot was packed, but I spotted a guy heading to his car, so I waited about 10…
A blonde got tired of all the jokes about her hair and intelligence
A blonde got tired of all the jokes about her hair and intelligence. So she dyed her hair, got a makeover, and decided to take a drive…
GRANDPARENTS’ ANSWERING MACHINE
Good morning…At present we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep. Beeeeeppp…. If you are one of our children, dial…
The Tomato Garden Letter
An elderly Italian man living in New Jersey had a tradition: every spring, he planted a big tomato garden. But this year, the soil was too tough,…
Your dress is blowing a bit in this wind
An elderly lady was holding tightly to the railing of a cruise ship, clutching her hat against the strong wind. A gentleman walked up and said with…
A lesson on proper table manners
A third-grade teacher was giving her class a lesson on proper table manners. To make it fun, she asked, “Alright kids, imagine you’re out at a fancy…
A lesson on multi-syllable words
The first-grade teacher was teaching a lesson on multi-syllable words. She asked, “Jane, can you give me an example?”Jane thought for a moment and said, “Monday.”“Excellent, Jane!…
Ben woke up this morning with a big smile
Ben woke up this morning with a big smile – because today he’s 80 years old! He looked down at his toes and said:“Hello, toes! Can you…
A man gets pulled over for speeding
A man gets pulled over for speeding. As the officer approaches, the man blurts out, “Officer, can I step out of the car?” The cop nods. Once…