An elderly lady was holding tightly to the railing of a cruise ship, clutching her hat against the strong wind.
A gentleman walked up and said with concern,
“Pardon me, madam, but your dress is blowing quite a bit in this wind.”
“Yes, I know,” she replied, still holding on. “But I need both hands to keep my hat from flying away.”
“Madam,” he said gently, “the problem is… the wind is lifting your dress a little higher than you may realize.”
The lady glanced down, then looked back up with a twinkle in her eye and said:
“Sir, what’s under this dress is 90 years old. But this hat? I just bought it yesterday!”
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