The phone bill arrived

The phone bill arrived, and it was sky-high. Dad was furious and called a family meeting. Dad: “This is ridiculous! I don’t even use the house phone—I…

A 65-year-old friend of mine just had a baby

A 65-year-old friend of mine just had a baby—thanks to modern fertility miracles! I went to visit her as soon as she got home from the hospital….

A guy rushes into a restaurant

A guy rushes into a restaurant, clearly in a hurry. “Just bring me a coffee and a menu,” he tells the waitress. She returns quickly, but as…

If anyone is brave enough…

At a fancy party full of wealthy guests, the host showed off his latest creation—a giant tank filled with alligators, piranhas, and other deadly creatures. He announced:…

A couple walked into a nightclub

A couple walked into a nightclub. The doorman greeted them with a smile:“Hey, Dave! How’s it going?” Dave’s wife frowned. “Have you been here before?” “Oh no,”…

Video: A man in Scotland calls his son in London

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell…

Video: A Georgia State Trooper

A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95, just two miles from the South Carolina line. 🚔💨 Trooper: “Sir, any reason you were speeding?” Driver:…

I need divorce! Please help!

Polish man married an American woman, and even though his English wasn’t perfect, they got along just fine. One day, he bursts into a lawyer’s office, looking…

A man watched his wife preparing dinner

A man watched his wife preparing dinner, and noticed something unusual. Before she fried the sausages, she always cut off both ends and tossed them away, only…

A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops

A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law, Pete, furious and packing his suitcase. “What happened, Paddy?” she asks, concerned. Pete shouts, “What happened!?…

Bubba, why don’t you become Catholic?

Every Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his grill and cook some delicious venison steaks. But all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic, and during Lent,…

A lady got on a bus

A lady, about eight months pregnant, got on a bus and noticed the man across from her smiling. Feeling a little awkward, she moved to another seat….