I am Mother Nature!
Toward the far end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to slice his ball straight into the woods, where he found it nestled in a patch…
He finds his wife in tears
A husband came home, looking forward to a relaxing evening, only to find his wife in tears. She sobbed, “It’s the druggist—he insulted me on the phone…
Two lobsters in a bucket
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden…
Did you trail my husband?
“So,” Jane asked the private detective she had hired. “Did you trail my husband?” “Yes ma’am. I did. I followed him to a bar, to an out-of-the-way…
A young man was showing of his new sportscar
A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend she was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200 km/h, will you take all…
Video: A blondie decides to try
A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs…
A Man Hated His Wife’s Cat
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him…
Humor In The Class
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. “You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them She asked…
A Bartender Is Working One Evening
A bartender is working one evening, when a panicked man comes charging into his bar. “BIG JAKE’S COMIN’!” he cries “EVERYBODY RUN! BIG JAKE’S COMIN’!” The bartender,…
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath…
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old…
A Guy Walks Into A Bar In One Morning
“Do you guys havegolden toilets?” he asks. “What? Golden toilets? What are you talking about?” “Look, last night I got pretty wasted but the one thing I…
Three Nuns At The Pearly Gates With St. Peter
Three nuns at the pearly gates with St Peter. St Peter tells the nuns, “since you’ve all dedicated your lives to God, we will let you go…