Husband & Wife: Sometimes Accidents Have Unexpected Results
The wife’s face was burned severely. The doctor suggested for a skin graft, but unfortunately, the doctor had to inform her that they couldn’t use any skin…
A Husband Leans Over And Asks His Wife
A husband leans over and asks his wife, “do you remember the first time we had make love together over fifty years ago?” “We went behind the…
I Was Playing A Big Game Of Hide And Seek
I was playing a big game of hide and seek when I went camping with a big group. We were devided in teams of two and we…
The Drunk Gets Baptized
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping…
Video: A Man Walks Into a Bar… and Gets the Deal of a Lifetime!
A Man Walks Into a Bar… and Gets the Deal of a Lifetime! One warm evening, a guy strolls into a bar and heads straight to the…
A teenager had just passed his drivers test
A teenager had just passed his drivers test, and he asked his dad to buy him a car “Dad, will you be able to get me a…
Video: “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde carefully works…
Video: Two old guys, Walt and Ray, were sitting in the park talking
Two old guys, Walt and Ray, were sitting in the park talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Ray said, “Women have all the luck when…
Video: A man brings his best buddy home for dinner
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner…unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens….
The longtime wine taster at an old vineyard had passed away
The longtime wine taster at an old vineyard had passed away, and the manager needed a replacement. One day, a scruffy, ragged homeless man walked in and…
A guy said to God
A guy said to God, “God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?” God said yes. The guy said, “God, is…
An eight-year old boy had never spoken a word
An eight-year old boy had never spoken a word. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, “The soup is…