Funny Viral Stories

“Make me one with everything,” says the Buddhist to the tofu hot dog vendor. Then, after getting his tofu hot dog, the Buddhist hands the vendor a…

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can…

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: “MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento” When asked why such a long password, she said she…

An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman:…

During a shortage of eligible men, a bear, a pig and a rabbit are called up for national service. While waiting for the medical examinations, they all…

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to…

Three men died in a car crash and went to hell Their names were George, Barrack, and Donald. The devil went to George and said, “Welcome to…

The guy goes every day to the same diner, looks over the menu, and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs. Every day, the same thing:…

Judge: Why do you want divorce? Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils. Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just warm…

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, One night, during…

Before celebrating a baptism, the deacon approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step Are you sure you’re prepared for it?” “I think…