An Elderly Woman Tried To Phone Her Local Bank
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she…
I Was Out Walking With My 4 Year Old Daughter
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took…
I Just Wanted To Eat Pizza
Hello! Is this Gino’s Pizza? No sir – it’s Google Pizza. I must have dialled a wrong number Sorry. No sir – Google bought Gino’s Pizza last…
Tarzan Had Been Living Alone In His Jungle Kingdom
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for self satisfaction. Jane,…
Old Johnny asks the salesman not to sell the particular model till the next day
So, old Johnny goes into the car showroom and finds the car he wants to buy: Old Johnny asks the salesman not to sell the particular model…
For A Couple Years Overworked
For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:…
What’s so frightening about that?
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse…
3 thieves rob a bank
3 thieves rob a bank. They run and try to hide in a farm. The cops follow them into the farm so they hide inside boxes. One…
Video: A Cowboy And His Dog Are Captured By Indians
The dog’s fate is somewhat tenuous but it’s certain that the cowboy will be executed at sunrise. That evening the Indian chief tells the cowboy that he…
Video: Unexpected Ending
A Tasmanian was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him Looking around, he realised…
Three High School Girls
Three High school girls go to the same bathroom every 4th period and each time they gossip and spill tea, and do their makeup, and each time…
A Man Goes To Visit His 85-Year-Old Grandpa
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?”…