The phone bill arrived, and it was sky-high. Dad was furious and called a family meeting.
Dad: “This is ridiculous! I don’t even use the house phone—I always use my work phone!”
Mom: “Same here, I only use my company phone.”
Son: “I use my office mobile. I never touch the home phone.”
Everyone turned and stared at the maid, who had been quietly listening.
Maid (shrugging): “Well… don’t look at me. I use my work phone too.”
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