Ben woke up this morning with a big smile

Ben woke up this morning with a big smile – because today he’s 80 years old! 

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He looked down at his toes and said:
“Hello, toes! Can you believe you’re 80 too? Remember all those walks in the park and the weekends we danced the night away? Happy birthday, toes!”

Then he glanced at his knees:
“Hello, knees! We’ve been through 80 years together. All the parades, all the dancing… what great times. Happy birthday, knees!”

Finally, he looked down a little further and sighed:
“Well… hello, old friend. If you were still working, you’d be 80 too. Thanks for the memories!”

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