Video: A fireman comes home after a long shift
A fireman comes home after a long shift and says to his wife: “You know, at the station we’ve got a great system. Bell 1 rings—we put…
Video: A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a plane
A blonde is sitting next to a lawyer on a plane, and he’s eager to test her intelligence. He offers her 10 to 1 odds: for every…
Video: $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line
The Navy realized they had too many officers, so they came up with a special early retirement bonus: 💰 $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight…
Video: A shocking letter to his wife
Not every day you get to stumble upon something so funny! Marriage can be interesting and boring, we all know that. It all depends how we make…
I’ll have a hamburger, fries, and a Coke
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich following closely behind. The waitress approaches and asks for their order. “I’ll have a hamburger, fries, and…
The wife reaches over and smacks her husband across the head
An elderly couple, fresh off their 50th wedding anniversary, were sitting peacefully on the porch—each rocking in their chairs and reading. Out of nowhere, the wife reaches…
A round on me for everyone here
A guy walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older man sitting at a nearby table. He says to the bartender, “A round on me…
I overheard my grandmother apologizing for the burnt pie
My grandmother was an incredible cook, always making the most delicious meals. But one evening, she served my grandpa a pie that was completely burnt—so black it…
His grandpa sitting on the porch in a rocking chair
A man goes to visit his grandparents and is shocked to see his grandpa sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, wearing only a shirt—nothing from…
Two men and two women, all facing one another.
Four strangers found themselves traveling together in the same compartment of a European train: two men and two women, all facing one another. One woman was a…
A frog suddenly hops onto the road
A family is driving along on holiday when a frog suddenly hops onto the road. The husband, who’s behind the wheel, slams on the brakes just in…
I’ll have three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and some running boards
A trucker walked into a truck stop café and placed his order. “I’ll have three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and some running boards,” he said….