A round on me for everyone here

A guy walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older man sitting at a nearby table.

He says to the bartender, “A round on me for everyone here—except for that old guy over there.”

As the drinks are handed out, he looks over at the old man with a smug grin.

To his surprise, the old man just nods and smiles warmly back.

Confused, the guy orders another round for everyone—again, except for the old man—and this time, he insists on only the top-shelf stuff.

Yet again, the old man smiles, even bigger than before.

Frustrated, the guy turns to the bartender and asks, “What’s with that guy? Is he clueless or what?”

The bartender chuckles and replies, “Oh no, sir. That gentleman happens to be my boss… and the owner of the bar.”

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