Elsie, an elderly lady, was patiently waiting to park in a spot

Elsie, an elderly lady, was patiently waiting to park in a spot when a young man in his brand new red BMW zipped around her and claimed…

Video: Three priests were having lunch in a restaurant.

Three priests were having lunch in a restaurant. One said, “You know, all summer I have been having trouble with bats in the belfry. I’ve tried everything…

A man goes out of prison after twenty years

A man goes out of prison after twenty years. He decides to go back to the neighbourhood where he lived. When he gets there he cannot recognize…

Video: Married Man Sends His Mistress Abroad

A wealthy married man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One evening, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to jeopardize his…

Lil’ Johnny’s mother took him to the bank

Lil’ Johnny’s mother took him with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit,…

Video: A quirky woman named Betty

A quirky woman named Betty walked into a local bank carrying a huge bag of cash. She approached the receptionist and said, “I’d like to meet the…

May I see your boarding pass?

A plane was cruising smoothly toward Vancouver when a woman named Lily, seated in economy class, decided she deserved an upgrade.Without hesitation, she marched up to first…

Video: An ad for a ranch hand

A wealthy rancher passed away, leaving everything to his devoted wife. She was smart, strikingly beautiful, and determined to keep the ranch running—there was just one problem:…

My wife loves this beard!

A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shave his beard off. “Oh Paddy.” she said, “Please shave it off, I want to see…

A young boy says to his father

A young boy says to his father “Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how much…

A very sick woman on her sick bed

A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: “Honey, if I die, how long would it take you before you marry another wife…?!”…

Video: An old man from Texas asked a waiter

An old man from Texas asked a waiter to bring a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and…