Husband ask wife how many men she had been with

A newly married couple is lying in bed and the husband curiously asks his wife how many men she has been with. Despite his question, the woman…

She Asked for the Impossible. His Reply Was Perfect.

An old man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman.The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This…

The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack

The manager of a large corporation had a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy…

Grandma Ethel walks into the church

Ninety-four-year-old Grandma Ethel walks into her church one quiet morning and heads straight for the confession booth. She steps inside, settles onto the seat, and clears her…

Earl and Martha

After fifty years of marriage, Earl and Martha had learned to pick their battles.But nothing prepared them for the Great Sofa Incident of Tuesday afternoon. Earl plopped…

Video: A farmer went to town with his dog

A farmer went to town with his dog and tied her up outside a bar while he stepped in for a drink. After a while, the town…

A Saudi Prince wants to buy a bull

A Saudi Prince wants to buy a bull, so he goes to see a famous Russian bovine breeder. The Russian tells him, “I have many good animals….

Video: Where’s the shoe?

One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he…

Bob comes home drunk one night

Bob had a habit of enjoying his evenings a bit too much, and one night was no exception. He stumbled into bed late, slipping in quietly beside…

Video: Four times

“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,” the judge said. “Yes, Your Honor,” the suspect replied. “What did you steal?”…

A blonde bought two horses

A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked great…

Video: This morning, at 83 years old, I found myself in the McDonald’s drive-through

This morning, at 83 years old, I found myself in the McDonald’s drive-through, taking my time placing my order. The young woman behind me didn’t appreciate the…