A woman visits the doctor
A woman visits the doctor, concerned about a strange red mark on her stomach. The doctor examines it carefully and then grins.“By any chance, do you have…
Mom, are Fred and Mary up yet?
Fred and Mary got married but couldn’t afford a honeymoon, so they spent their first night at Fred’s parents’ house. The next morning, little Johnny, Fred’s kid…
Eat your broccoli!
A boy, his father, and his mother are having dinner, but the boy refuses to eat his broccoli. “Eat your broccoli!” says the mother. “No!” the boy…
TXT: A woman asks her husband at breakfast time
One morning at breakfast, a wife smiled at her husband and asked, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, toast, grapefruit juice, and coffee?” Her husband shook…
Video: A mother-in-law wanted to test her three sons-in-law
A mother-in-law wanted to test her three sons-in-law to see how kind-hearted they were. She devised a simple plan. First, she went for a walk by the…
Video: A man at the dentist
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “That new upper plate I put in…
TXT: There was once a sheep farmer who needed help
There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with…
TXT: A flight crew was coming in to land
A flight crew was coming in to land at an unfamiliar airport. As they lined up on final approach, the pilot squinted out the window. Pilot: “Does…
TXT: Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses.
One day, Pablo and Paco were riding their horses across the desert under the hot sun. For a while, everything was quiet except for the sound of…
TXT: A man and a woman were stuck in a tiny sleeping cabin
A man and a woman, both married but complete strangers, found themselves assigned to the same tiny sleeping cabin on a long overnight train. At first, things…
A blonde was hard up for money
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he would…
TXT: Tom Reynolds boarded his flight to Chicago
Tom Reynolds boarded his flight to Chicago and made his way to the aisle seat he had reserved. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting…