A man tries to hit on a flight attendant

A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because…

A poor man told his wife

A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A…

A tough-looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop

A tough-looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge,so they stop. The leader, a big burly man,…

Mikee

Mike: Hey buddy, what’s wrong? Paddy: Just had a big fight with the wife. That woman fights for no frickin’ reason at all. Mike: Why? What happened?…

A married

A married couple was walking through a garden when suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it would bite them. The husband lifted his wife…

Funny – A couple

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said: The food looks delicious, let’s eat. Wife: Honey, you always…

Funny – A married couple

A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, “How is that even possible?” Husband replied, “Well,…

Story – A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her

A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas!. I found…

Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress

The joke of the day is the moment of relaxation you need to break the routine. “Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at…

A young widow would come to her husband’s grave every week to water the flowers

A young widow would come to her husband’s grave weekly to water the flowers. Then, every time, she would walk away with her back turned. A young…

My wife’s mother

My wife’s mother visited us. We were all in the sitting room chatting. My wife felt like having sx but couldn’t tell me directly so she stood…

The mother had washed her hair and just put rollers in

The mother had washed her hair and just put rollers in – but she didn’t have a hair net for them, so instead she used a pair…