Three men: an American a Japanese man and an Irishman

A father walks into a bar with his son and gives him three pennies to play with. Suddenly the boy starts choking. The father realizes the boy…

A blonde female bought herself a new Mercedes. She could drive the car during the day, but at night the car wouldn’t move at all. She tried…

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman. “The priest said, “What do you mean,…

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling…

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever…

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive. “Later…

A father went shopping with his 3-year-old son The child was crying loudly and the father kept repeating calmly.“It’s ok Johnny, don’t cry Johnny, everything’s gonna be…

After a hard day at the office, Ray crawled into bed with his wife while she slept, and promptly dozed off. The first thing he heard as…

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class. Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny? Johnny: I would want a wife like the…

A woman has a problem with her wardrobe door in the bedroom