Cöp on horse
Cop on horse says to a little girl on a bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a…
Two wives
Two wives go out for girls’ night. Both got drunk, started walking home, and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe…
Mrs. Parks Asked Her Class A Very Unusual Question, But Her Response, In The End, Is Hilarious
In a small, well-lit 6th-grade classroom, Mrs. Parks, the affable science teacher, decided to impart a quirky yet educational lesson to her students. She leaned forward and…
A woman comes home and tells her husband, Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What…
A cowboy decides to buy a horse from a preacher
As the money changes hands, the preacher warns him, “Now this isn’t a regular horse. I’ve taught this one different commands… ” “To get him to run,…
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear,…
She Asked If He Would Remarry But She Wasn’t Ready For The Response
When we are married, we may be asked many questions by our significant other. Some of those questions are going to come and go and we don’t…
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months
Just a joke. No hard feelings! A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his…
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…
Story – Man sat
A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 said “U…
Story Johnny Comes Home With A Porsche
A 15-year-old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche his parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car? ”He calmly told them, “I…
She posed in a Christmas sweater, but she didn’t know why everyone was laughing
After noticing her 50p Christmas cardigan contained a pair of very unpleasant reindeer, a bargain-hunting grandmother was left red-faced. When Carolyn Hallam, 53, bought the knitwear at…